THE CALL GIRLS DIARIES

... Dio recounts an exchange amongst Elagabalus and the nicely-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus dealt with the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Don't call me lord, I am a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by obtaining Elagabalus asking his medical professionals to give him the equal of a lady's vagina through a surgical incision.